Dirty beast poem in the style of roald Dahl : our pig

We have a pig, it likes to dig
It looks like Mrs Wight, the both aren’t very bright
Our pig’s a chatterbox, and wears nice frocks
It’s very nice and its favourite food’s a cake slice
It kindly greets and gives us sweets

We love our pigs that’s not bright
And we also love Mrs Wight.

By Lauren and Alice